It took an hour to write. I thought it’d take an hour to read. What do we do now? I don’t know. Say anything, if it’s compelling and mesmerizing. A tour de force. What say you, Single Female Lawyer? I say I’m giving up the law! And I’m giving up being single! Your Honor, will you marry me? Oh, no! Go to commercial! We’ll be back after this word from Crazy Bender’s Discount Stereo. Married? Jenny can’t get married! Why not? It’s clever, unexpected. That’s not why people watch TV! Clever things make people feel stupid.